Ain’t nobody suicidin’ today
want someone to come over make me cum and leave without speaking to me at all
ya’ll are monsters
this is me..
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
This ones for my real niggas
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY
I need to go to Africa